money can’t buy me love

April 12, 2008

There is a new online dating website called Sugar Daddy For Me that now has advertisements on myspace. The basic premise involves young attractive women looking for old rich men, and visa versa. The site even promotes extramarital affairs.

As a whole, the website looks like it was designed by a 7th grader. The layout it cheesy and cluttered, and the pictures are quite stereotypical and ridiculous. Unfortunately in order to view the sugar mommas and sugar daddies one has to make an account. Curiosity got the best of me.

What i found was shocking! Rich men and beautiful women were not actually using the website. Instead there are average half-wits posing as “sugar daddies” (see quote below), and average girls trying to whore themselves out. Interestingly enough there are many more females then men using the dating site, which is very atypical for online dating sites.

“Hi I’m a 5′10″ male that has blue eyes and blondish red hair i work at wal-mart but am trying to get a job in automotive mechanic sense that is what i love to do” – sugar daddy.

I guess the moral of the story is if you’re a ridiculously wealthy male or a stunningly beautiful female, you wouldn’t need an online dating site to satisfy your shallow wants.

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3 Responses to “money can’t buy me love”

  1. jakefunc Says:

    If it were “real,” they would at least make you pay quite a bit of cash to register.

  2. myimpermanence Says:

    I guess what really gets me is the fact that guys making $7 an hour consider themselves “sugar daddies”. If the site’s mission statement is correct then wouldn’t their effort be futile? Are people that stupid. Wait, don’t answer that.

  3. Sugar Daddy Says:

    I’ve never met a fellow sugar daddy who listed an income anything lower than $200,000 a year, but then again those are all guys on Seeking Arrangement…


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