When Barack Obama said,
“You know, you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig.”
He was merely comparing Senator McCain’s economic policy to that of George Bush’s. Of course conservatives were quick to twist Obama’s seemingly unrelated message into a sexist attack on misses Palin.
Still, this new debacle got me thinking (as moronic media coverage often does). Would a pig with lipstick truly look like Sarah Palin? I booted up Photoshop to find out. Sure enough, that piggy does look sorta like Sarah Palin, see?
Coincidently this spawned another far deeper quandary. Who would be a better vice president? After a few minutes of contemplation I came to an unfortunate conclusion: this nation would be a hell of a lot better off with a pig in the oval office than a milf from Alaska.
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September 10, 2008 at 11:28 pm
If I was religious I would pray Bible Hugging Hockey Mom never see’s the white house.
I hope after November she is shipped back up to Alaska, and we will never have to see the likes of her again.
The debates will be great. Obama should be able to dominate McCain. (MY OPINION) He needs to step up his game and call out all of McCains shit. He needs to make it clear what he is going to do and how.
I am not worried about Biden Palin too much. I think Biden will rock her like a hockey mom in a bukkake gang bang. I am sure the media will portray him as a sexist, as being to aggressive with her.
September 10, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Sarah Palin has no problem comparing herself with a dog, so why does she have trouble being compared with a pig? Perhaps the point of the comparison was more true in substance and it hit a nerve. The whole thing strikes me as the quintessential “passive aggressive” tactic. Palin and the RNC post the news about her daughter being pregnant but no one can say anything or else THEY will be out of bounds for doing so. If she is so thin skinned, why put it out to the media in the first place except to play the victim card.
September 12, 2008 at 2:36 pm
YOu lsoers. When we are blown off the face of the earth by the Russians and Iran you won’t be around to change your tune!
September 12, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Bill please explain how a milf with go-go boots is going to save the “free world” from Iran and company.
This fear mongering tactic is sooooo 2004.
September 13, 2008 at 8:48 am
Well, it seems the RNC fear mongering strategy has gotten to Bill.
Damn those dem-crats. Dey want to take my guns. How will I fend off dem dirty illegals, or protect my children from dem inner city negros. Dey want let dose gheys get merred. Dey don’t even want to drill. If our gas aint get lower how will I drive my 1980 dodge pickup, complete with racoon tails and a confederate flag.
Dem damn democrats.
Bill, think for yourself for once. You may find something amazing.